sharpbriar:

twerk team twerk it out

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stupid-fucking-rope:

Robb Stark is pushed down a flight of stairs

The bannisters send their regards

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Bilbo is so sassy in the books.

lostwiginity:

Thorin: Well, that whole barrel ride was horrible and dangerous.

Bilbo: Excuse me? Are you dead? Are you still in jail? You’re not? Well, then you better shut up and help me get the others out of their barrels, so we can go to this stupid dragon infested mountain you - not me, mind you! - are so keen to visit.

Thorin:

(The Hobbit Chapter 10, p.133, but I’m paraphrasing)

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kawaii-avatar:

queeniman:

kawaii-avatar:

I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time. 

Betch you’re hobbit sized. 

how will they kiss

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Do not speak to me of dragon fire!I know its wrath and ruin. I have faced the great serpents of the north!

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